Kenny the Curious Chameleon
There was once a chameleon called Kenny, who could camouflage himself so well he became invisible. One Wednesday, he hopped onto a fur coat that a woman was trying on.
As she came out of the changing room to show off, Kenny relaxed and snuggled into the fur. Suddenly… PRHHAH! He let out an enormous trump!
“What do you think?” she asked the manager.
“Erm…stunning!” he gasped, embarrassed.
They were thinking how smelly the other one was when Kenny slipped and fell off.
“It was him!” they yelled, relieved.
The manager asked the woman out and they lived happily evermore.